Well world, it's currently 2:23 AM and I have absolutely nothing productive to do. So I thought I'd share a conversation I had today between myself and a close friend.
Her: Well, I'm far from perfect...
Me: Isn't everybody? I mean, if we take you for instance...
Her: ...
Me: Like, you aren't my type AT ALL. And you're pretty short, which isn't a quality I find appealing. Plus you tan. Ick.
Her: *stares*
Me: But hey, look at it this way man. You might not be everybody's perfect, but you're certainly somebody's perfect. Know what I mean?
Her: Yeah. That was pretty deep dude. How am I supposed to know who that somebody is?
Me: Eh...process of elimination? Guess and check?
Her: *rolls eyes*
Ah...to live for nights you'll never remember and friends you'll never forget. :]
I Have Milk, But No Cereal is a blog meant to capture the hilarious, tragic, gritty gist of my life as an up-and-coming member of adult society. I won't be pulling any punches, so hopefully anyone reading this will have a good, solid grasp of what it's like to be a disaffected young man entering the real end of a world in disrepair. Enjoy.
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